My husband is serenading my bestie with a child sized princess guitar. Wow!
Dave Long
Don't mind her, She's been in a bad mood ever since that house fell on her sister.
Cyberbilly
That guy is so stupid he can't can't count his balls twice and come up with the same number.
The woman drowned her husband in the washing machine? I guess you could say she must have been quite... *puts on shades* agitated. YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH
At what age do you stop sniffing your kid's crotch to see if they wet themselves? Because my mom is out of control with that...
It smells like a stripper in the office
My brother just said "I make girls scream my name in 10 different languages " HAHA What a dumbass!