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Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.
There are two reasons why people change. First, they've learned a lot. Second, they've been hurt too much.
Any person can be nice to my face, but it takes a real friend to be nice behind my back.
Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.
SEX won't make him love you. a BABY won't make him stay.
Be happy in front of people who don't like you, it kills them!
live in the moment because every second you spend angry or upset is a second of happiness you can never get back
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