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#157
Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.
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#222
There are two reasons why people change. First, they've learned a lot. Second, they've been hurt too much.
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#244
Any person can be nice to my face, but it takes a real friend to be nice behind my back.
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#138
Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.
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#147
SEX won't make him love you. a BABY won't make him stay.
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#225
Be happy in front of people who don't like you, it kills them!
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#167
live in the moment because every second you spend angry or upset is a second of happiness you can never get back
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