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#138
Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.
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#584
Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and vulnerable, if you want to toughen up grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.
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#231
I want to change my name on Facebook to "No One," so when I try to add people, it will say, "No One wants to be your friend."
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#150
Please don't say you just had a newborn baby. If you say you just had a baby, the newborn part is assumed. Nobody thinks you just pushed a 12 year old out of your crotch.
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#118
I've never seen a tombstone that read: "Died from not forwarding that text to ten people."
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#141
Kidnapping? I prefer the term "surprise adoption".
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#227
It's not hotter this year. It's just that you are fatter and there is more surface area for the sun to hit.
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