Kristian Alekov
If you get a loan at the bank you’ll be paying it back for 30 years. If you rob a bank it’ll be 10 years. Follow me for more financial advice.
Grey hair is your body's warning that you are low on toner.
"If you buy it, you break it." - Piñata Stores
Going paperless at the office is causing problems in the bathrooms.
Xyuppi
I need a tax person who’s not afraid of prison.
Kristian Alekov
I accidentally changed my GPS voice to “Male”. Now it just says “it’s around here somewhere, just keep driving”.
Avocados are must halves.