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Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.
You know whats really uncomfortable? Pants! But I still wear them in public, not for me but for others!
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I hate it when I see some old person and then I realize we went to high school together.
The way America is handling the Coronavirus, I'm surprised Mexico hasn't paid to finish the wall yet.
Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time someone rang a bell.
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Xyuppi
‪I just put some M&M’s into my mask and I am slowly eating them like a horse. I love the pandemic.
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My wife didn't order anything from Amazon yesterday so the UPS guy knocked on our door to see if we're okay.
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