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Xyuppi
Taco Bell is selling fries. Burger King is selling tacos. KFC is putting Cheetos on chicken sandwiches. I knew we shouldn’t have legalized marijuana
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Xyuppi
‪The Nation Weather Service has just published instructions on how to bake a lasagna in your mailbox. ‬
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ZYuppi
It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes.
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ZYuppi
Sex-ed classes in school should just be listening to a baby cry for six straight hours while watching The Wiggles on repeat.
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ZYuppi
McDonalds should have a 3rd window where you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you at the second window...
My doctor told me today that I was too sweet. Well, her exact words were, "severely diabetic", but I knew what she meant.
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Florida
Wanna know what living in Florida is like? Take a hot shower. Don't dry off. Put on all your clothes
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