Anyone else feel like Halloween is unnecessary this year? I mean I’ve been wearing a mask and eating candy for the last seven months. I don’t think I need a day dedicated to it anymore.
Florida
I could be wrong, but I think the only way Trump is going to get to 270 is by losing about 50 pounds
Florida
Feels like the whole country is on Maury waiting to find out who’s the father.
Xyuppi
2020 is what happens when you mix your Tarot deck with Cards Against Humanity
I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD. It cuts like a knife
ZYuppi
It's great to hear from an old friend you haven't spoken to in a while...if only to remind yourself why you don't talk to them.
I am forever disappointed that Chef Bobby Flay didn't name his daughter Sue.