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#17663
Has anybody actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life?
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#17662
Xyuppi
I’m tired of people complaining about $7.00 dollars beers, $10.00 dollars parking, and $20.00 dollars cover charge. Don’t like the prices? Stop coming to my house.
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#17664
I'm a social vegan, I'm avoiding meets.
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#17665
Xyuppi
Just did my own taxes. I should be in jail by Friday
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#17668
Xyuppi
I’m concerned, Mr Potato head & Mrs Potato head are no longer male or female. Does this mean there will be no more Tater tots?
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#17670
Florida
Did it bother anyone else that the guy from the OPERATION game was clearly awake?
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#17666
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, do I still need a logging permit?
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