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Xyuppi
We are about three weeks away from knowing everyone’s true hair color.
#17529
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Xyuppi
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately, that when I pee it cleans the toilet bowl.
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Florida
To go to the grocery store, they said a mask and some gloves would be fine. They lied! Everyone else had on clothes!
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Xyuppi
Before Coronavirus, I'd cough to cover a fart. Now I fart to cover a cough
I hadn’t planned on giving this much up for Lent!
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Florida
Today's drink: The Quarantini. It's a regular martini, but you drink it alone in your house.
Gotta say that the class of 2020 outdid themselves with Senior Skip Day this year.
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