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Xyuppi
‪There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies to relax the viewers before bed time. ‬
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Cyberbilly
And in other news, a terrorist attack has blown away two houses - one made of straw and the other made of wood. Police think that it's probably a lone wolf.
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Florida
In Florida we get "I'm still voting" stickers.
Had a crazy dream last night that I was being chased through the woods by squirrels until I suddenly woke up and realized I must be a nut.
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Xyuppi
‪I got a job at Comcast and completed training so I could fix my own cable because it was faster than being on hold with customer service. ‬
The Pillsbury Doughboy died. The service will be held at 350 for about 20 minutes.
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Xyuppi
We were so poor that all we had for dinner was “helper”.
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