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Generating all our electricity from solar power is not going to happen overnight.
Just got my first shot and going to get another one just as soon as I can get the waitresses attention.
Here are 5 things you should know about me: #1. I’m very secretive
The best thing about wanting a chameleon as a pet is that you may already have one.
Helium addiction is horrible because no one takes your cries for help seriously.
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Alicia Keys' "girl on fire" would make an awesome background jingle for a Summer's Eve commercial.
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Nomadland won the Oscar for Best Picture. Was this an actual movie or a description of movie theaters in 2020?
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