Big deal Times Square. I drop the ball at least 3 times a week.
I can’t wait for next week when the gym is empty again.
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Don't judge a book by its movie.
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I can't find my "Gone in 60 Seconds" DVD. It was here a minute ago.
Canadian bacon is just ham that's apologizing for not being bacon.
Never challenge a stormtrooper to Russian roulette.
My wife felt me because I’m dyslexic.
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