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Anyone else feel like Halloween is unnecessary this year? I mean I’ve been wearing a mask and eating candy for the last seven months. I don’t think I need a day dedicated to it anymore.
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I could be wrong, but I think the only way Trump is going to get to 270 is by losing about 50 pounds
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Feels like the whole country is on Maury waiting to find out who’s the father.
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2020 is what happens when you mix your Tarot deck with Cards Against Humanity
I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD. It cuts like a knife
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It's great to hear from an old friend you haven't spoken to in a while...if only to remind yourself why you don't talk to them.
I am forever disappointed that Chef Bobby Flay didn't name his daughter Sue.
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