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So they say that having to much sex can cause memory loss, which is just a little something I seem to remember reading in a Rolling Stone magazine once on page 64 paragraphs 3 through 5 while sitting on a park bench October 14th 2002 at 3:46 p.m
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Never make an arm wrestle bet with a guy who has been single for longer than 6 months.
Apple is now valued at 1 trillion dollars which is the same as the GDP of Florida, but that's comparing Apple's to oranges.
Freudian slips can happen even to the breast of us.
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Florida
Kids may be a gift, but I like playing with the box it came in.
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I remember the days when I could refer to my knees as right and left. Now I refer to them as the good and bad knee.
Despite the high cost of living, it still remains popular.
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