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Dragons are just wizard dinosaurs.
A shark eating a human thinking it’s a seal is the equivalent of a human eating a raisin cookie thinking it was chocolate chip.
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I don't understand why people associate living in sweatpants with depression I get more depressed when I can't wear sweatpants.
Want to meet eligible singles in your area? Then mill around the Valentines candy clearance isle.
Dishwashing liquid...just money down the drain.
How the heck does my “aged 9 months” cheese go bad after a week in my fridge?
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I was late for my first Fight Club last night so I missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I’d highly recommend Fight Club.
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