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Xyuppi
I’m going to write a modern Christmas song called “baby is cold outside” it’s the story of a woman arguing with her husband about the thermostat
For a song about the piano man, the harmonica man won't shut up.
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Xyuppi
Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
My doctor prescribed me a nasal steroid. Now everything has a strong smell.
Gunpowder is just angry sand.
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