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Hey folks, don't forget to run out and get your Powerball tickets tonight. The jackpot is up to a 24 pack roll of Charmin.
I would listen to Bill Gates when he talks about CoronaVirus, he has been dealing with viruses since Windows 95.
My prediction of the “hot jobs” in about a year. Obstetricians, divorce lawyers and fitness trainers
Does anybody else's car get 4 weeks to the gallon?
Anyone know where I can get plastic eggs big enough to hide hand sanitizer in?
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