Florida
Johnny Depp is the one guy that could've used an amber alert.
Kristian Alekov
If you get a loan at the bank you’ll be paying it back for 30 years. If you rob a bank it’ll be 10 years. Follow me for more financial advice.
Xyuppi
Not to brag About my finances but my credit card company calls me every day to tell me my balance is outstanding
Xyuppi
I just realized why this month it’s call May. It may rain, it may snow, it may be 70 degrees or it may be 20 degrees.
We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they'e not.
Taco Bell is the only place where you can still get gas for $1.39.
Xyuppi
Roadside sobriety tests are getting ridiculous. Last night I had to fold a fitted sheet..