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#17820
Kristian Alekov
Security at every level of the airport is insane until you get to baggage claim. Then it’s like take whatever bag you want.
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#17830
Kristian Alekov
Sometimes I think I'm reasonably intelligent, and sometimes I click the remote car door lock a second or third time for extra lockiness
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#17835
Florida
A friend lost two fingers in saw accident. He asked the surgeon if he would be able to write with that hand. Surgeon replied: Maybe, but I wouldn’t count on it.
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#17836
Florida is just a humid Walmart
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#17833
Kristian Alekov
I weigh myself fully naked. If you don’t like it you can go to a different Publix.
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#17822
Kristian Alekov
Back in my day we had so much toilet paper and eggs that we would throw them at the houses of our enemies.
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#17831
Kristian Alekov
It’s very sad that fathers only get one day but sharks get a whole week.
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