Florida
I don't roll a joint everyday, but when I do, it's usually my ankle
Florida
Johnny Depp is the one guy that could've used an amber alert.
Xyuppi
Not to brag About my finances but my credit card company calls me every day to tell me my balance is outstanding
Xyuppi
I just realized why this month it’s call May. It may rain, it may snow, it may be 70 degrees or it may be 20 degrees.
Starting Tuesday, customers will now be required to unload the semi-trucks at WalMart. This will be in addition to your self-checkout duties.
Xyuppi
I learned to cook just so I had an excuse not to do dishes.
Taco Bell is the only place where you can still get gas for $1.39.