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A big nose is no excuse to not wear a mask. I still wear pants.
Has anybody actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life?
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Did it bother anyone else that the guy from the OPERATION game was clearly awake?
William Shatner has discontinued his new line of ladies lingerie. Apparently "Shatner Panties" wasn't the best choice for a name.
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Xyuppi
WalMart is giving away free school clothes to anyone that can outrun security
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The best thing about dog is that you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating. They have no idea what the context is, they're just always ready to party.
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Kristian Alekov
If you get a loan at the bank you’ll be paying it back for 30 years. If you rob a bank it’ll be 10 years. Follow me for more financial advice.
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