Xyuppi
Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside. I have like 50 wooden balls...
Xyuppi
Australia’s biggest EXPORT are boomerangs, incidentally it is their biggest IMPORT too
Xyuppi
I keep saying Alexa when I mean to say Siri and I just cant believe that I live in a time where i am getting my servant robots' names mixed up.
Xyuppi
I love the phrase "bear with me" because it either means "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success"
Florida
Walmart has announced that they will be closed Thanksgiving day so that all the self checkout people can be home with their families
Florida
I'm at the age where my mind firmly believes I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, and my body died in the Civil War.
I don’t need to watch the news to tell me how hard it’s going to snow, as I can always tell by how many loaves of bread are left on the shelf at the supermarket.
