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All I ask is that if we arm the teachers, that the librarians get silencers.
So they say that having to much sex can cause memory loss, which is just a little something I seem to remember reading in a Rolling Stone magazine once on page 64 paragraphs 3 through 5 while sitting on a park bench October 14th 2002 at 3:46 p.m
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I got carded at the liquor store. While getting my ID out my Blockbuster card fell out. He laughed and said "Never mind."
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Whenever someone says they did something, "like a boss", I assume that means they didn’t do it at all and are merely taking credit for it.
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These days children wash their own mouths out with soap.
Some of us live thousands of miles away from the majority of our relatives and can't be with them for the holidays. But don't be jealous.
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Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said thanks how do you know I’m not a serial killer? I replied the chances of two serial killer’s being in the same car are astronomical.
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