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All I ask is that if we arm the teachers, that the librarians get silencers.
So they say that having to much sex can cause memory loss, which is just a little something I seem to remember reading in a Rolling Stone magazine once on page 64 paragraphs 3 through 5 while sitting on a park bench October 14th 2002 at 3:46 p.m
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I got carded at the liquor store. While getting my ID out my Blockbuster card fell out. He laughed and said "Never mind."
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Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said thanks how do you know I’m not a serial killer? I replied the chances of two serial killer’s being in the same car are astronomical.
I'm not sure what shocked my mailman more, the fact that I came to the door completely naked, or the fact that I knew where he lived.
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I found my first grey pubic hair today. Normally things like this don't bother me, but it was in my Big Mac.
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Aliens probably ride past Earth and lock their doors.
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