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#17816
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I don't roll a joint everyday, but when I do, it's usually my ankle
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#17789
Florida
Johnny Depp is the one guy that could've used an amber alert.
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#17770
Xyuppi
Not to brag About my finances but my credit card company calls me every day to tell me my balance is outstanding
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#17787
Xyuppi
I just realized why this month it’s call May. It may rain, it may snow, it may be 70 degrees or it may be 20 degrees.
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#17814
Starting Tuesday, customers will now be required to unload the semi-trucks at WalMart. This will be in addition to your self-checkout duties.
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#17812
Xyuppi
I learned to cook just so I had an excuse not to do dishes.
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#17774
Taco Bell is the only place where you can still get gas for $1.39.
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