Xyuppi
The ICU is where you take someone that has been injured playing PeekaBoo
Xyuppi
Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside. I have like 50 wooden balls...
Xyuppi
Humans are 75% water, basically cucumbers with anxiety.
Xyuppi
I keep saying Alexa when I mean to say Siri and I just cant believe that I live in a time where i am getting my servant robots' names mixed up.
Xyuppi
I love the phrase "bear with me" because it either means "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success"
Florida
Due to inflation, you may now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 8.9 seconds.
Xyuppi
The only blizzard conditions I am interested in are from Dairy Queen.