Florida is just a humid Walmart
Florida
A friend lost two fingers in saw accident. He asked the surgeon if he would be able to write with that hand. Surgeon replied: Maybe, but I wouldn’t count on it.
Xyuppi
The ICU is where you take someone that has been injured playing PeekaBoo
Kristian Alekov
I weigh myself fully naked. If you don’t like it you can go to a different Publix.
Xyuppi
Humans are 75% water, basically cucumbers with anxiety.
Xyuppi
I will be mailing out a W-2 on January 5th for everyone who was up in my business this year.
Is it just me or do you think there's something terribly wrong with YouTube playing a 30 second commercial from their sponsor before watching a How to operate a fire extinguisher during an emergency video?