Xyuppi
Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside. I have like 50 wooden balls...
Xyuppi
I love the phrase "bear with me" because it either means "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success"
Florida
I'm at the age where my mind firmly believes I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, and my body died in the Civil War.
Florida
Walmart has announced that they will be closed Thanksgiving day so that all the self checkout people can be home with their families
Xyuppi
Australia’s biggest EXPORT are boomerangs, incidentally it is their biggest IMPORT too
I don’t need to watch the news to tell me how hard it’s going to snow, as I can always tell by how many loaves of bread are left on the shelf at the supermarket.
Florida
In three years we went from not being able to find toilet paper to not being able to afford it.