Xyuppi
The ICU is where you take someone that has been injured playing PeekaBoo
Xyuppi
Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside. I have like 50 wooden balls...
Xyuppi
Humans are 75% water, basically cucumbers with anxiety.
Xyuppi
I keep saying Alexa when I mean to say Siri and I just cant believe that I live in a time where i am getting my servant robots' names mixed up.
Florida
Due to inflation, you may now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 8.9 seconds.
Florida
In three years we went from not being able to find toilet paper to not being able to afford it.
Xyuppi
I love the phrase "bear with me" because it either means "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success"