Post Randomonium
Hall Of Fame
Funny
Insightful
WTF
Random
FAQ
Dad Jokes
Submit
Log In
Funny Statuses
Day
Week
Month
Year
All-Time
#17569
I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it. If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
Funny
73
Insightful
9
WTF?
11
GTFO!
12
#17597
Kristian Alekov
I never thought I’d reach a point in my life where my hands have consumed more alcohol than my mouth.
Funny
77
Insightful
4
WTF?
24
GTFO!
22
#17567
Kristian Alekov
I bet Canada feels like they are living in the apartment above a Meth Lab.
Funny
58
Insightful
3
WTF?
12
GTFO!
15
#17561
The spread of the coronavirus is based on two factors. 1) How dense the population is. 2) How dense the population is.
Funny
62
Insightful
5
WTF?
18
GTFO!
21
#17580
The way America is handling the Coronavirus, I'm surprised Mexico hasn't paid to finish the wall yet.
Funny
72
Insightful
6
WTF?
16
GTFO!
33
#17600
Xyuppi
I’m gonna ask my mom if that offer to slap me into the next year still on the table.
Funny
48
Insightful
7
WTF?
18
GTFO!
10
#17621
I am having a weird day, first I found a hat full of money, then I got chased by a guy with a guitar.
Funny
66
Insightful
6
WTF?
17
GTFO!
28
Top Users
Xyuppi
Cyberbilly
Amigo
Novell
Florida
Share
Dad Jokes
Looking for more laughs? Check out
Jokes for Dad!
Next
→
×
Nominate
So you have a post you saw somewhere else? Enter it below to nominate it!
Anonymous?
×
Error!
Your nomination was declined. You may only nominate 10 posts per hour!
×
Success!
Your nomination was accepted. The post will be considered for the Hall Of Fame!