Xyuppi
I remember when I was a kid you could go to the store with 1 dollar and come home with 3 bags of chips, 2 candy bars and a cold drink. Now, they have cameras everywhere.
Xyuppi
If you’re arguing loudly on your cell in public, please put it on speaker. I need to hear both side of the story.
Xyuppi
Cable guy was on my street and asked me what time it was. I told him it was between 8 am and 1 pm
Xyuppi
Taco Bell is selling fries. Burger King is selling tacos. KFC is putting Cheetos on chicken sandwiches. I knew we shouldn’t have legalized marijuana
ZYuppi
A friend asked me why scuba divers always fall backwards into the water. I told him if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat.
Xyuppi
My ability to remember a song lyric from the 80’s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.
Xyuppi
It's been 6 months since I joined a gym and still no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to find out what's really going on.