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#17846
Xyuppi
The ICU is where you take someone that has been injured playing PeekaBoo
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#17843
Xyuppi
Humans are 75% water, basically cucumbers with anxiety.
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#17852
Xyuppi
I keep saying Alexa when I mean to say Siri and I just cant believe that I live in a time where i am getting my servant robots' names mixed up.
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#17841
I don't want to party like it's 1999, I want to grocery shop like it is 1999.
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#17844
I replaced my rooster with a duck. Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.
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#17842
Xyuppi
The only blizzard conditions I am interested in are from Dairy Queen.
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#17853
Florida
Due to inflation, you may now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 8.9 seconds.
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