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I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it. If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
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Xyuppi
I remember when I was a kid you could go to the store with 1 dollar and come home with 3 bags of chips, 2 candy bars and a cold drink. Now, they have cameras everywhere.
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‪If you’re arguing loudly on your cell in public, please put it on speaker. I need to hear both side of the story. ‬
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Xyuppi
Taco Bell is selling fries. Burger King is selling tacos. KFC is putting Cheetos on chicken sandwiches. I knew we shouldn’t have legalized marijuana
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Kristian Alekov
I bet Canada feels like they are living in the apartment above a Meth Lab.
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Xyuppi
It's been 6 months since I joined a gym and still no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to find out what's really going on.
The spread of the coronavirus is based on two factors. 1) How dense the population is. 2) How dense the population is.
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