I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it. If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
Kristian Alekov
I never thought I’d reach a point in my life where my hands have consumed more alcohol than my mouth.
Kristian Alekov
I bet Canada feels like they are living in the apartment above a Meth Lab.
The spread of the coronavirus is based on two factors. 1) How dense the population is. 2) How dense the population is.
The way America is handling the Coronavirus, I'm surprised Mexico hasn't paid to finish the wall yet.
Xyuppi
I’m gonna ask my mom if that offer to slap me into the next year still on the table.
I am having a weird day, first I found a hat full of money, then I got chased by a guy with a guitar.