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#17729
A big nose is no excuse to not wear a mask. I still wear pants.
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#17756
Kristian Alekov
If you get a loan at the bank you’ll be paying it back for 30 years. If you rob a bank it’ll be 10 years. Follow me for more financial advice.
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#17789
Florida
Johnny Depp is the one guy that could've used an amber alert.
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#17732
Xyuppi
The best thing about dog is that you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating. They have no idea what the context is, they're just always ready to party.
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#17770
Xyuppi
Not to brag About my finances but my credit card company calls me every day to tell me my balance is outstanding
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#17724
Xyuppi
A man had an accident while playing Peekaboo. He’s currently in the ICU
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#17735
ZYuppi
You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game? That's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.
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