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#17820
Kristian Alekov
Security at every level of the airport is insane until you get to baggage claim. Then it’s like take whatever bag you want.
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#17814
Starting Tuesday, customers will now be required to unload the semi-trucks at WalMart. This will be in addition to your self-checkout duties.
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#17812
Xyuppi
I learned to cook just so I had an excuse not to do dishes.
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#17822
Kristian Alekov
Back in my day we had so much toilet paper and eggs that we would throw them at the houses of our enemies.
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#17794
Johnny Depp gets 15 million dollars for being with a nut job. And all these years I've been doing it for free!
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#17808
Xyuppi
Teens don't know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing the wrong crap for years until the truth destroyed us.
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#17823
Xyuppi
I wonder what the part of my brain, that used to store telephone numbers, is doing nowadays.
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