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Xyuppi
The ICU is where you take someone that has been injured playing PeekaBoo
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Humans are 75% water, basically cucumbers with anxiety.
#17852
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I keep saying Alexa when I mean to say Siri and I just cant believe that I live in a time where i am getting my servant robots' names mixed up.
I don't want to party like it's 1999, I want to grocery shop like it is 1999.
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Xyuppi
Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside. I have like 50 wooden balls...
I replaced my rooster with a duck. Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.
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Xyuppi
The only blizzard conditions I am interested in are from Dairy Queen.
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