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A big nose is no excuse to not wear a mask. I still wear pants.
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Kristian Alekov
If you get a loan at the bank you’ll be paying it back for 30 years. If you rob a bank it’ll be 10 years. Follow me for more financial advice.
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Johnny Depp is the one guy that could've used an amber alert.
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Xyuppi
The best thing about dog is that you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating. They have no idea what the context is, they're just always ready to party.
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Xyuppi
Not to brag About my finances but my credit card company calls me every day to tell me my balance is outstanding
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A man had an accident while playing Peekaboo. He’s currently in the ICU
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ZYuppi
You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game? That's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.
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