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Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
All I ask is that if we arm the teachers, that the librarians get silencers.
Hugh Hefner dead at age 91. With the amount of Viagra that guy must have been taking, good luck closing THAT casket lid.
Netflix is raising rates again? Man, whoever's password I'm using has got to be pissed!
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Xyuppi
Whenever someone says they did something, "like a boss", I assume that means they didn’t do it at all and are merely taking credit for it.
Watching all these Hollywood people pretend they didn't know about Weinstein is some of the best acting they’ve done in years.
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Xyuppi
I got carded at the liquor store. While getting my ID out my Blockbuster card fell out. He laughed and said "Never mind."
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