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#224
It's gotta be weird stuffing money into a stripper's bikini when every bill has a photo of your grandmother printed on it.
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#98
♥ I love you so drunk that nothing and no one can separate while you do not let. ♥
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#197
how does one whole side of a town smell like garlic??
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#352
I bet Lee Harvey Oswald always remembered where he was when Kennedy was shot.
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#258
You can't win a marathon without wearing Band-Aids on your nipples.
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#344
Still no electricity. Starting to panic. Just ate the cat.
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#288
Last time I got up this early I was fishing with my Dad. We caught a sting ray and some flounder. He was a great dad, but even better bait.
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