Florida
A friend lost two fingers in saw accident. He asked the surgeon if he would be able to write with that hand. Surgeon replied: Maybe, but I wouldn’t count on it.
Xyuppi
I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.
Kristian Alekov
Security at every level of the airport is insane until you get to baggage claim. Then it’s like take whatever bag you want.
Kristian Alekov
Egg prices are so crazy right now, I ordered an omelette for brunch and 7 girls brought it out with a sparkler.
Kristian Alekov
Back in my day we had so much toilet paper and eggs that we would throw them at the houses of our enemies.
Xyuppi
I wonder what the part of my brain, that used to store telephone numbers, is doing nowadays.
You make me a better person of interest.