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Joe Exotic doesn't sing Christmas songs because he f#$king hates Carols
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Xyuppi
These GPA looking gas prices need to go. $3.80 is summa cum laude gas. I need some academic probation gas.
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I'm so excited spring is here I wet my plants.
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Xyuppi
Why isn’t there a shortage of workers trying to sell me auto insurance?
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Xyuppi
When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a Def Leppard
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In order to drive an electric vehicle, do you need a current license?
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Florida
Need to get rid of unwanted junk during the holidays? Put it in Amazon boxes and leave it on your front porch.
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