Florida
I'm at the age where my mind firmly believes I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, and my body died in the Civil War.
Xyuppi
Humans are 75% water, basically cucumbers with anxiety.
I replaced my rooster with a duck. Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.
I found $20 laying in the parking lot and thought to myself “What would Jesus do?” So, I turned it into wine.
Xyuppi
The ICU is where you take someone that has been injured playing PeekaBoo
Florida
Not saying I’m old, but… When I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas
Is it just me or do you think there's something terribly wrong with YouTube playing a 30 second commercial from their sponsor before watching a How to operate a fire extinguisher during an emergency video?