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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, do I still need a logging permit?
I am forever disappointed that Chef Bobby Flay didn't name his daughter Sue.
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Did it bother anyone else that the guy from the OPERATION game was clearly awake?
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Does anyone want a pack of dead batteries? They're free of charge!
I got mood poisoning....must have been something I hate.
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain. However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
Anyone else feel like Halloween is unnecessary this year? I mean I’ve been wearing a mask and eating candy for the last seven months. I don’t think I need a day dedicated to it anymore.
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