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If you rearrange the letters of "postmen" they get really pissed off.
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Xyuppi
I just removed my hard wood floor in my bedroom and found a beautiful carpet underneath.
The number 5 is like an honorary even number.
I buy my condoms at Costco. When you go through them like I do, you need a place with a really good return policy.
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Xyuppi
I know it’s rain but I hate when my coworker tell me how many inches they got last night.
Having sex while listening to music would have been a lot more awkward in the 1500's.
If I was Columbia Drug Lord. I'd dye the cocaine black then fill printer toner cartridges with it. I could charge double for toner vs charging for just cocaine. Would be legal too!
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