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Florida is just a humid Walmart
Me: I can do whatever I want through Christ who strengthens me Attorney: ok but again, as your lawyer I strongly advise you to not say that in court
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Xyuppi
I will be mailing out a W-2 on January 5th for everyone who was up in my business this year.
The problem with daylight savings time is around midnight you start to feel like you're struggling to stay awake before you realize it's only 7:00 p.m.
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Xyuppi
I kinda wish Dolly Parton sang 10-2 Instead
I don't want to party like it's 1999, I want to grocery shop like it is 1999.
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Xyuppi
The only blizzard conditions I am interested in are from Dairy Queen.
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