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Xyuppi
One teacher can change your whole life. Like the one that knocked up my cousin.
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Florida
I'm so excited spring is here I wet my plants.
Joe Exotic doesn't sing Christmas songs because he f#$king hates Carols
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Xyuppi
These GPA looking gas prices need to go. $3.80 is summa cum laude gas. I need some academic probation gas.
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Xyuppi
If the chemical symbol for water is H2O... is the chemical symbol for holy water H2Omg?
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Xyuppi
The guy who named the "Chimichanga" should really be given more authority to name things
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ZYuppi
I'm not saying you shouldn't trust the internet, but there's an alarming discrepancy between the number of iPads I've won & the number of iPads I own.
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