Xyuppi
One teacher can change your whole life. Like the one that knocked up my cousin.
Florida
I'm so excited spring is here I wet my plants.
Joe Exotic doesn't sing Christmas songs because he f#$king hates Carols
Xyuppi
These GPA looking gas prices need to go. $3.80 is summa cum laude gas. I need some academic probation gas.
Xyuppi
If the chemical symbol for water is H2O... is the chemical symbol for holy water H2Omg?
Xyuppi
The guy who named the "Chimichanga" should really be given more authority to name things
ZYuppi
I'm not saying you shouldn't trust the internet, but there's an alarming discrepancy between the number of iPads I've won & the number of iPads I own.