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Xyuppi
Marijuana is legal but haircuts are not! It took almost 50 years but the hippies finally won.
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ZYuppi
Before you complain too much about your situation, remember, someone is quarantined with your ex.
I've come to the conclusion that my Alexa is just another pet by how often I have to tell her no every day.
My wife felt me because I’m dyslexic.
Calling someone a subpar golfer is very confusing.
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Xyuppi
What's the correct ratio of gunpowder to essential oils? I want this bath bomb to be perfect.
Funny how just before the Coronavirus I was like "I can't believe gas is a $I 99" And now I'm like "I can't believe gas is a $1.99" but have totally two different meanings.
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