I knew I was going bald when it took longer and longer to wash my face.
Fart when people hug you. Makes them feel strong.
My wife felt me because I’m dyslexic.
Xyuppi
For the average American the best way to tell if you have Covid-19 is to couch in a rich person’s face and wait for their test result.
The bank teller was wearing a mask, so I gave her all my money.
If you evacuate, you better take that salt life sticker off your truck...
If this guy making my sandwich goes as a sloth for Halloween I guarantee he will nail it.