Xyuppi
Marijuana is legal but haircuts are not! It took almost 50 years but the hippies finally won.
ZYuppi
Before you complain too much about your situation, remember, someone is quarantined with your ex.
I knew I was going bald when it took longer and longer to wash my face.
Florida
Show of hands...how many of you are stuck in the house with a 75 something-year-old behaving like a toddler amped up on fun dip??
I've come to the conclusion that my Alexa is just another pet by how often I have to tell her no every day.
Calling someone a subpar golfer is very confusing.
I sleep better naked, why can't the flight attendant understand this?