Gunpowder is just angry sand.
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I knew I was going bald when it took longer and longer to wash my face.
Fart when people hug you. Makes them feel strong.
Birthday presents are just rewards for not having died yet.
If you evacuate, you better take that salt life sticker off your truck...
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