Joe Exotic doesn't sing Christmas songs because he f#$king hates Carols
Xyuppi
These GPA looking gas prices need to go. $3.80 is summa cum laude gas. I need some academic probation gas.
Florida
I'm so excited spring is here I wet my plants.
Xyuppi
Why isn’t there a shortage of workers trying to sell me auto insurance?
Xyuppi
When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a Def Leppard
Florida
In order to drive an electric vehicle, do you need a current license?
Florida
Need to get rid of unwanted junk during the holidays? Put it in Amazon boxes and leave it on your front porch.