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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, do I still need a logging permit?
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Xyuppi
Does anyone want a pack of dead batteries? They're free of charge!
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Florida
Did it bother anyone else that the guy from the OPERATION game was clearly awake?
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Xyuppi
One teacher can change your whole life. Like the one that knocked up my cousin.
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Kristian Alekov
9 years ago, my friend Mike came running from the room shouting “It’s a boy” with tears in his eyes. We never went back to Thailand.
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ZYuppi
It must be extremely hard to be a Nigerian lawyer who specializes in international inheritance law.
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ZYuppi
At the age of 91 we discovered two lumps in grandma's breast, we were so relieved the doctors discovered it was just her knees.
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