Gunpowder is just angry sand.
Jon
Jeff Bezos: I'm going to need a divorce. Divorce Attorney: Frequently bought together, gym membership.
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I know it’s rain but I hate when my coworker tell me how many inches they got last night.
Having sex while listening to music would have been a lot more awkward in the 1500's.
I before E except after C has been disproven by science
Birthday presents are just rewards for not having died yet.
The number 5 is like an honorary even number.
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