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#17865
UZI 9mm
This whole DOGE thing is getting out of hand, my wife just sent me an email asking me to list 5 things I’ve done around the house by midnight tonight.
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#17853
Florida
Due to inflation, you may now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 8.9 seconds.
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#17854
Florida
I hate it when I see an old person and then realize we went to high school together.
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#17855
Florida
In three years we went from not being able to find toilet paper to not being able to afford it.
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#17856
Xyuppi
I love the phrase "bear with me" because it either means "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success"
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#17857
Xyuppi
Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside. I have like 50 wooden balls...
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#17858
Florida
Walmart has announced that they will be closed Thanksgiving day so that all the self checkout people can be home with their families
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