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Gunpowder is just angry sand.
Jeff Bezos: I'm going to need a divorce. Divorce Attorney: Frequently bought together, gym membership.
I before E except after C has been disproven by science
If farmer A sells apples, farmer B sells bananas, what does farmer C sell? Medicine
Tab is just a capital space.
Birthday presents are just rewards for not having died yet.
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‪Don’t ever let someone tell you how many ounces of wine in a glass. You measure that shit with your heart.
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