WTF Statuses

If you rearrange the letters of "postmen" they get really pissed off.

Gunpowder is just angry sand.

Jeff Bezos: I'm going to need a divorce. Divorce Attorney: Frequently bought together, gym membership.

I know it’s rain but I hate when my coworker tell me how many inches they got last night.

The number 5 is like an honorary even number.

Having sex while listening to music would have been a lot more awkward in the 1500's.

I before E except after C has been disproven by science