Xyuppi
I keep saying Alexa when I mean to say Siri and I just cant believe that I live in a time where i am getting my servant robots' names mixed up.
Florida
Due to inflation, you may now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 8.9 seconds.
Florida
I hate it when I see an old person and then realize we went to high school together.
Florida
In three years we went from not being able to find toilet paper to not being able to afford it.
Xyuppi
I love the phrase "bear with me" because it either means "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success"
Xyuppi
Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside. I have like 50 wooden balls...
Florida
Walmart has announced that they will be closed Thanksgiving day so that all the self checkout people can be home with their families