Kristian Alekov
I weigh myself fully naked. If you don’t like it you can go to a different Publix.
Florida
Walmart is giving away free school clothes to anyone that can outrun security.
Florida
A friend lost two fingers in saw accident. He asked the surgeon if he would be able to write with that hand. Surgeon replied: Maybe, but I wouldn’t count on it.
Florida is just a humid Walmart
Me: I can do whatever I want through Christ who strengthens me Attorney: ok but again, as your lawyer I strongly advise you to not say that in court
Xyuppi
I will be mailing out a W-2 on January 5th for everyone who was up in my business this year.
The problem with daylight savings time is around midnight you start to feel like you're struggling to stay awake before you realize it's only 7:00 p.m.