Florida
I'm bored. I think I'll go to WalMart, find a great parking spot and sit in the truck with my reverse lights on for awhile.
Florida
O.J Simpson can now rest easy knowing his ex-wife's killer is dead.
Florida
I’m getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand
Xyuppi
I keep saying Alexa when I mean to say Siri and I just cant believe that I live in a time where i am getting my servant robots' names mixed up.
Florida
Due to inflation, you may now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 8.9 seconds.
Florida
I hate it when I see an old person and then realize we went to high school together.
Florida
In three years we went from not being able to find toilet paper to not being able to afford it.