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Well, Dwayne Johnson has Covid. Coronavirus really hit Rock Bottom.
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Show of hands...how many of you are stuck in the house with a 75 something-year-old behaving like a toddler amped up on fun dip??
Funny how just before the Coronavirus I was like "I can't believe gas is a $I 99" And now I'm like "I can't believe gas is a $1.99" but have totally two different meanings.
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Xyuppi
I am trying to get into the Christmas "spirit" but can't get the bottle open...
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain. However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
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ZYuppi
I can't wait to one day tell my grand kids, "When I was your age, toilet paper was everywhere! You could find all over the place, even in gas station food marts1"
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A guy at Kroger asked me if I know where Engagement, Ohio is. I said it's between Dayton and Marion.
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