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#17327
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Xyuppi
‪Cable guy was on my street and asked me what time it was. I told him it was between 8 am and 1 pm‬
If this guy making my sandwich goes as a sloth for Halloween I guarantee he will nail it.
#17517
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ZYuppi
I can't wait to one day tell my grand kids, "When I was your age, toilet paper was everywhere! You could find all over the place, even in gas station food marts1"
There are people out there whose job is to stab trees and boil their blood into breakfast gravy.
#17392
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ZYuppi
If your hands don’t look like you just delivered a baby after eating ribs, you just didn't eat them right.
#17437
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Xyuppi
I am trying to get into the Christmas "spirit" but can't get the bottle open...
#17494
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Xyuppi
Snow White is down to 6 dwarfz. Sneezy is now placex in quarantine.
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