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#17522
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Xyuppi
For the average American the best way to tell if you have Covid-19 is to couch in a rich person’s face and wait for their test result.
The bank teller was wearing a mask, so I gave her all my money.
#17529
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Xyuppi
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately, that when I pee it cleans the toilet bowl.
Somewhere in the world Howie Mandel is walking around with full body Hazmat Suit.
#17496
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ZYuppi
I've always known my lifetime of alienating friends and family would one day pay off.
#17498
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Xyuppi
John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive. Apparently he had chills that were multiplying.
#17499
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Xyuppi
Before Coronavirus, I'd cough to cover a fart. Now I fart to cover a cough
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