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Tab is just a capital space.

If farmer A sells apples, farmer B sells bananas, what does farmer C sell? Medicine

The State Fair is hopefully the only place you see adults walking around with their newest stuffed animal.

Baking bread basically involves creating a rich and warm environment for a species to thrive and then initiating a mass extinction event.

Every time I buy a pack of toilet paper it's money down the toilet.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died. The service will be held at 350 for about 20 minutes.

My favorite part about Halloween is seeing all the confused Jehovah's Witnesses wandering around, wondering why they've been given lolly pops.