Xyuppi
For the average American the best way to tell if you have Covid-19 is to couch in a rich person’s face and wait for their test result.
The bank teller was wearing a mask, so I gave her all my money.
Xyuppi
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately, that when I pee it cleans the toilet bowl.
Somewhere in the world Howie Mandel is walking around with full body Hazmat Suit.
ZYuppi
I've always known my lifetime of alienating friends and family would one day pay off.
Xyuppi
John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive. Apparently he had chills that were multiplying.
Xyuppi
Before Coronavirus, I'd cough to cover a fart. Now I fart to cover a cough