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My wife felt me because I’m dyslexic.
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According to Pinterest, I'm severely under-utilizing mason jars.
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Xyuppi
‪Local man addicted to Brake Fluid says he can stop at any time. ‬
Big deal Times Square. I drop the ball at least 3 times a week.
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I can't wait till New Year's Day 2021. Then I can say hindsight is really 2020.
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I can't find my "Gone in 60 Seconds" DVD. It was here a minute ago.
Pancakes: Because NO, you cannot have cake for breakfast, but you can have fried cake for breakfast.
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