WTF Statuses

I sleep better naked, why can't the flight attendant understand this?
Funny how just before the Coronavirus I was like "I can't believe gas is a $I 99" And now I'm like "I can't believe gas is a $1.99" but have totally two different meanings.
You know whats really uncomfortable? Pants! But I still wear them in public, not for me but for others!
Some vampires might get addicted to alcoholics.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.
User Avatar
I hate it when I see some old person and then I realize we went to high school together.
Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time someone rang a bell.
Top Users
  • User Avatar
  • User Avatar
  • User Avatar
  • User Avatar
  • User Avatar
Looking for more laughs? Check out Jokes for Dad!

× Error! Your nomination was declined. You may only nominate 10 posts per hour!
× Success! Your nomination was accepted. The post will be considered for the Hall Of Fame!