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Florida
If you see me jogging, please kill whatever the hell is chasing me.
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ZYuppi
Divorce (di·vorc·e; noun) The screwing you get for the screwing you got.
There are people out there whose job is to stab trees and boil their blood into breakfast gravy.
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ZYuppi
At this point I believe politicians about as much as the letters column in Penthouse magazine.
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ZYuppi
Nothing you can ever accomplish will make your parents any happier than the first time you slept through the night.
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ZYuppi
If thought bubbles appeared above my head, I'd be screwed.
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Xyuppi
I'm gonna get my life together. This damn heat makes me realize I can’t go to Hell
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