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Grandpa: Don't come in here honey, I just passed a silent but deadly. Grandma: Your hearing aid needs new batteries.
My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes.
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Remember, when you sneeze and fart at the same time, it is just your body taking a screenshot.
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‪I used to sneak out of my house to go to parties. Now I sneak out of parties to go to my house. ‬
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