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Last time I got up this early I was fishing with my Dad. We caught a sting ray and some flounder. He was a great dad, but even better bait.
I'm not allowed to watch Harry Potter without reading the bible afterwards lol .
She told me she eats fruit when she’s hungover because it has more water than water.
Angelina & Brad called their biological daughter Shiloh. I think we should all pray that little Shiloh Pitt is not dyslexic.
i was taking a shower when my mom told me i had my clothes on.
"O" yes the fat man is going topless today!!
On average, humans have one testicle.
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