WTF Statuses

Old people at weddings always poke me n say "You're Next". So I started doing the same to them at funerals....
She told me she eats fruit when she’s hungover because it has more water than water.
Angelina & Brad called their biological daughter Shiloh. I think we should all pray that little Shiloh Pitt is not dyslexic.
i was taking a shower when my mom told me i had my clothes on.
I'm not allowed to watch Harry Potter without reading the bible afterwards lol .
Actual male human just asked if he could lick the bottom of my shoes. I mean, I know they're Charlotte Olympias but WHOA.
On average, humans have one testicle.
Top Users
  • User Avatar
  • User Avatar
  • User Avatar
  • User Avatar
  • User Avatar
Looking for more laughs? Check out Jokes for Dad!

× Error! Your nomination was declined. You may only nominate 10 posts per hour!
× Success! Your nomination was accepted. The post will be considered for the Hall Of Fame!