I don't want to party like it's 1999, I want to grocery shop like it is 1999.
I replaced my rooster with a duck. Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.
I found $20 laying in the parking lot and thought to myself “What would Jesus do?” So, I turned it into wine.
Xyuppi
The only blizzard conditions I am interested in are from Dairy Queen.
Xyuppi
I keep saying Alexa when I mean to say Siri and I just cant believe that I live in a time where i am getting my servant robots' names mixed up.
Florida
Due to inflation, you may now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 8.9 seconds.
Florida
I’m getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand