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Xyuppi
I need to social distance myself from the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.
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Florida
I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe
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Xyuppi
‪I’m gonna ask my mom if that offer to slap me into the next year still on the table. ‬
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Xyuppi
Kim Jon Un is the type of leader to fake his death then punish everyone that celebrated.
The way America is handling the Coronavirus, I'm surprised Mexico hasn't paid to finish the wall yet.
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ZYuppi
Airport security has just made sure that I don't have weapons or prostate cancer.
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Kristian Alekov
Quarantine starting to feel like Vegas in my house. Cocktails are acceptable at any hour, I’m losing money by the minute, and I don’t even know what time it is.
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