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ZYuppi
Airport security has just made sure that I don't have weapons or prostate cancer.
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Xyuppi
When quarantine is over, let’s not tell some people.
I've decided to kill off a few characters in the book I'm writing. I really think it will spice up my autobiography.
#17539
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Florida
I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe
The spread of the coronavirus is based on two factors. 1) How dense the population is. 2) How dense the population is.
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ZYuppi
Sex-ed classes in school should just be listening to a baby cry for six straight hours while watching The Wiggles on repeat.
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Xyuppi
We are about three weeks away from knowing everyone’s true hair color.
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