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Xyuppi
‪I heard the government is putting chips inside of people. I hope I get Doritos .
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Xyuppi
‪I just put some M&M’s into my mask and I am slowly eating them like a horse. I love the pandemic.
In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six. One of them isn't Happy.
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Xyuppi
‪I just saw 9 homeless people giving each other flu shots under the overpass. What a caring community we live in. ‬
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain. However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
By the time we can have a drink in a bar again, Captain Morgan will be an Admiral.
If you're refusing to wear a mask around other people due to concerns that your brain won't be getting enough oxygen, I think that ship already passed.
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