Florida
I'm at the age where my mind firmly believes I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, and my body died in the Civil War.
Florida
I’m getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand
Florida
Walmart has announced that they will be closed Thanksgiving day so that all the self checkout people can be home with their families
Is it just me or do you think there's something terribly wrong with YouTube playing a 30 second commercial from their sponsor before watching a How to operate a fire extinguisher during an emergency video?
Florida
O.J Simpson can now rest easy knowing his ex-wife's killer is dead.
Xyuppi
If you get locked out! Talk to the lock calmly. Communication is the key
I don’t need to watch the news to tell me how hard it’s going to snow, as I can always tell by how many loaves of bread are left on the shelf at the supermarket.