Florida
In three years we went from not being able to find toilet paper to not being able to afford it.
Florida
Due to inflation, you may now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 8.9 seconds.
It's so cold, there's a line of chickens outside of KFC asking to use the deep fryer
Florida
I’m getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand
I have a pet termite. I named him Clint. CLINT EATS WOOD
Xyuppi
If you get locked out! Talk to the lock calmly. Communication is the key
Florida
I hate it when I see an old person and then realize we went to high school together.
