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#17368
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Florida
I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tire and then roll me down a hill. They were good years.
#17226
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Florida
I just found out cockfighting is done with roosters. That's 12 months of training wasted.
#17158
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Xyuppi
The liquor store clerk just wished me a Merry Christmas. As if he wasn't going to see me 5 more times before then.
#17362
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ZYuppi
Sex-ed classes in school should just be listening to a baby cry for six straight hours while watching The Wiggles on repeat.
#17182
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Xyuppi
The cashier seemed to appreciate that I bagged my own groceries until I unpacked them all and said "That's how I want you to do it"
People cheating on their taxes disgust me. This is not the world I want to raise my 23 dependents in...
#17276
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Xyuppi
Kudos to the guy at Starbucks that said his name was "Bueller"and left before his coffee was done, leaving the barista calling him over and over.
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