Xyuppi
The only blizzard conditions I am interested in are from Dairy Queen.
I replaced my rooster with a duck. Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.
Xyuppi
Australia’s biggest EXPORT are boomerangs, incidentally it is their biggest IMPORT too
I found $20 laying in the parking lot and thought to myself “What would Jesus do?” So, I turned it into wine.
Is it just me or do you think there's something terribly wrong with YouTube playing a 30 second commercial from their sponsor before watching a How to operate a fire extinguisher during an emergency video?
Florida
O.J Simpson can now rest easy knowing his ex-wife's killer is dead.
Florida
I’m getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand