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#17849
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Florida
I'm bored. I think I'll go to WalMart, find a great parking spot and sit in the truck with my reverse lights on for awhile.
#17850
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Florida
O.J Simpson can now rest easy knowing his ex-wife's killer is dead.
#17851
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Florida
I’m getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand
The problem with daylight savings time is around midnight you start to feel like you're struggling to stay awake before you realize it's only 7:00 p.m.
#17834
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Florida
Walmart is giving away free school clothes to anyone that can outrun security.
#17840
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Xyuppi
I kinda wish Dolly Parton sang 10-2 Instead
#17847
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Florida
Not saying I’m old, but… When I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas
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