If the Paleo diet is so good then why did the Flintstones need vitamins?
Xyuppi
Monsters don’t eat ghost because they taste like sheet.
Me: I can do whatever I want through Christ who strengthens me Attorney: ok but again, as your lawyer I strongly advise you to not say that in court
I joined an Amish support group, but I fell off the wagon.
The problem with daylight savings time is around midnight you start to feel like you're struggling to stay awake before you realize it's only 7:00 p.m.
Florida
Not saying I’m old, but… When I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas
Xyuppi
I kinda wish Dolly Parton sang 10-2 Instead