Xyuppi
Someone threw a jar of Mayonnaise at me! I was like, What the Hellman!?
UZI 9mm
This whole DOGE thing is getting out of hand, my wife just sent me an email asking me to list 5 things I’ve done around the house by midnight tonight.
Xyuppi
5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants. Now they're tenants.
Xyuppi
I am humble enough to know I am replaceable at work. But I’m confident enough to know it would take 3 people.