Florida
I hate it when I see an old person and then realize we went to high school together.
It's so cold, there's a line of chickens outside of KFC asking to use the deep fryer
Florida
Not saying I’m old, but… When I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas
Xyuppi
Someone threw a jar of Mayonnaise at me! I was like, What the Hellman!?
Florida
I'm bored. I think I'll go to WalMart, find a great parking spot and sit in the truck with my reverse lights on for awhile.