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#17847
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Florida
Not saying I’m old, but… When I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas
The problem with daylight savings time is around midnight you start to feel like you're struggling to stay awake before you realize it's only 7:00 p.m.
#17857
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Xyuppi
Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside. I have like 50 wooden balls...
#17855
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Florida
In three years we went from not being able to find toilet paper to not being able to afford it.
#17840
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Xyuppi
I kinda wish Dolly Parton sang 10-2 Instead
#17849
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Florida
I'm bored. I think I'll go to WalMart, find a great parking spot and sit in the truck with my reverse lights on for awhile.
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