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#17847
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Not saying I’m old, but… When I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas
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#17839
The problem with daylight savings time is around midnight you start to feel like you're struggling to stay awake before you realize it's only 7:00 p.m.
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#17857
Xyuppi
Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside. I have like 50 wooden balls...
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#17855
Florida
In three years we went from not being able to find toilet paper to not being able to afford it.
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#17840
Xyuppi
I kinda wish Dolly Parton sang 10-2 Instead
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#17849
Florida
I'm bored. I think I'll go to WalMart, find a great parking spot and sit in the truck with my reverse lights on for awhile.
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