Florida
I hate it when I see an old person and then realize we went to high school together.
Florida
Walmart has announced that they will be closed Thanksgiving day so that all the self checkout people can be home with their families
Florida
I'm at the age where my mind firmly believes I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, and my body died in the Civil War.
Florida
Not saying I’m old, but… When I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas
Xyuppi
If you get locked out! Talk to the lock calmly. Communication is the key
Florida
I'm bored. I think I'll go to WalMart, find a great parking spot and sit in the truck with my reverse lights on for awhile.