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Xyuppi
Every time I buy a pack of toilet paper it's money down the toilet.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died. The service will be held at 350 for about 20 minutes.
Baking bread basically involves creating a rich and warm environment for a species to thrive and then initiating a mass extinction event.
Tab is just a capital space.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Xyuppi
Botox doesn't make you look young, it makes you look like you think you're old.
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Xyuppi
The State Fair is hopefully the only place you see adults walking around with their newest stuffed animal.
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