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They should give the girls who don’t get a rose on The Bachelor a cat.
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Xyuppi
Do dogs in Mexico speak Espaniel?
Birthday presents are just rewards for not having died yet.
If you wear camouflage clothing in public it does the exact opposite of what it's supposed to do.
Traditions are basically dead people peer pressuring us
The fact that dishwashers also clean themselves is rarely appreciated.
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ZYuppi
Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has obviously never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
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