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Some vampires might get addicted to alcoholics.
Funny how just before the Coronavirus I was like "I can't believe gas is a $I 99" And now I'm like "I can't believe gas is a $1.99" but have totally two different meanings.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.
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I hate it when I see some old person and then I realize we went to high school together.
Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time someone rang a bell.
You know whats really uncomfortable? Pants! But I still wear them in public, not for me but for others!
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‪This is the first year I am not going to Japan because of Covid-19. Usually I don’t go because I am poor. ‬
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