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The Beach: Where salt actually lowers your blood pressure.
#17182
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Xyuppi
The cashier seemed to appreciate that I bagged my own groceries until I unpacked them all and said "That's how I want you to do it"
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Xyuppi
I'm paying my taxes with a smile, but they wrote me back saying they want cash.
Just a word of advice to all you single guys out there. If you want to meet someone nice forget the dating sites or facebook and check the freezer section and down the cat food aisle.
I thought the internet was originally created to save time. So what happened?
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ZYuppi
I think there’s finally enough stuff in my kitchen junk drawer to build a spaceship.
People cheating on their taxes disgust me. This is not the world I want to raise my 23 dependents in...
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