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Did it bother anyone else that the guy from the OPERATION game was clearly awake?
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Xyuppi
I’m tired of people complaining about $7.00 dollars beers, $10.00 dollars parking, and $20.00 dollars cover charge. Don’t like the prices? Stop coming to my house.
Has anybody actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life?
I'm a social vegan, I'm avoiding meets.
#17665
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Xyuppi
Just did my own taxes. I should be in jail by Friday
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, do I still need a logging permit?
I love contactless delivery. They just throw the slop at your door and I run out like a little pig.
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