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ZYuppi
I've always known my lifetime of alienating friends and family would one day pay off.
Somewhere in the world Howie Mandel is walking around with full body Hazmat Suit.
#17498
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Xyuppi
John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive. Apparently he had chills that were multiplying.
#17499
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Xyuppi
Before Coronavirus, I'd cough to cover a fart. Now I fart to cover a cough
If a virus ever originates in my area, I’m guessing it will be called the “Pabst Blue Ribbon” virus.
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Xyuppi
April’s fool day is cancelled this year as no made up prank could matched the unbelievable stuff happening in the real world right now.
Nine months from now a boom of babies will be born, and we will call them Coronials!
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