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Xyuppi
‪The Nation Weather Service has just published instructions on how to bake a lasagna in your mailbox. ‬
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Xyuppi
Taco Bell is selling fries. Burger King is selling tacos. KFC is putting Cheetos on chicken sandwiches. I knew we shouldn’t have legalized marijuana
The Dentist said I need a crown. Finally someone who understands me!
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Florida
Imagine a world where everyone looked like their profile pictures.
Pavlov’s hair wasn’t always silky. He had to condition it.
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ZYuppi
Sex-ed classes in school should just be listening to a baby cry for six straight hours while watching The Wiggles on repeat.
I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.
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