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Lloyd Work
I just got a flood warning on my phone. It wasn't from the weather service; it was from my home security system camera that detected a canoe floating in my back yard.
Are there any medium rappers? They’re all lil’ or big.
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Xyuppi
I only call them yoga pants because Netflix and eat leftovers pants was too long.
Ever think about how there are hundreds of millions of really nice suits just buried underground?
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