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#17822
Kristian Alekov
Back in my day we had so much toilet paper and eggs that we would throw them at the houses of our enemies.
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#17794
Johnny Depp gets 15 million dollars for being with a nut job. And all these years I've been doing it for free!
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#17795
Teachers are not "Off for the summer", they are in recovery.
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#17796
Florida
I wonder what the part of my brain, that used to store telephone numbers, is doing nowadays...
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#17797
Florida
When I was younger I always wondered what the big attraction was to staying up all night. Then it dawned on me.
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#17798
Florida
Fuel prices are so high that I went to the car dealership and test drove 3 cars to run my errands.
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#17799
Xyuppi
Went into a five-star hotel to use the bathroom and now it's a two-star hotel.
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