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Dear Congress: Just turn off the lights, lock the doors and remain quiet... just like our schools have been doing the last decade
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Xyuppi
This is the first year my family isn’t getting together for Thanksgiving due to Covid. Normally we don’t get together because we hate each other
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Did it bother anyone else that the guy from the OPERATION game was clearly awake?
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Xyuppi
Snow White is down to 6 dwarfz. Sneezy is now placex in quarantine.
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Xyuppi
Purell is the most expensive bottle of alcohol in the country.
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ZYuppi
I've always known my lifetime of alienating friends and family would one day pay off.
Somewhere in the world Howie Mandel is walking around with full body Hazmat Suit.
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