Insightful Statuses

February 22, 2022 (2/22/22 Falls on a Tuesday. We'll be able to call it 2's day!

80% of adulthood is just unsubscribing from emails you no longer wish to receive.

Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website I think I should start uploading my bills.

I have all the world's knowledge at the very tips of my fingers where I can find the answers to life's most perplexing questions! and here I am googling "What did Oscar the Grouch do if he overslept on trash day?"

Gunpowder is just angry sand.

I’m going to write a modern Christmas song called “baby is cold outside” it’s the story of a woman arguing with her husband about the thermostat

The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for half an hour.