Xyuppi
Don't judge a book by its movie.
If you can't look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you probably still are.
ZYuppi
This Summer, live a little and drop an unwrapped Baby Ruth candy bar in someone’s swimming pool.
Kristian Alekov
If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck!
Xyuppi
I wish I was in a gang. I never know what to do with my hands when taking pictures.
Kristian Alekov
I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.
Xyuppi
Ironically, the mullet was probably created to STOP necks from getting red.