The problem with daylight savings time is around midnight you start to feel like you're struggling to stay awake before you realize it's only 7:00 p.m.
Xyuppi
Humans are 75% water, basically cucumbers with anxiety.
Kristian Alekov
I weigh myself fully naked. If you don’t like it you can go to a different Publix.
Florida
Walmart is giving away free school clothes to anyone that can outrun security.
Florida
A friend lost two fingers in saw accident. He asked the surgeon if he would be able to write with that hand. Surgeon replied: Maybe, but I wouldn’t count on it.
Florida is just a humid Walmart
Me: I can do whatever I want through Christ who strengthens me Attorney: ok but again, as your lawyer I strongly advise you to not say that in court