Xyuppi
If you get locked out! Talk to the lock calmly. Communication is the key
Xyuppi
The only blizzard conditions I am interested in are from Dairy Queen.
Xyuppi
Humans are 75% water, basically cucumbers with anxiety.
I replaced my rooster with a duck. Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.
I found $20 laying in the parking lot and thought to myself “What would Jesus do?” So, I turned it into wine.
Xyuppi
The ICU is where you take someone that has been injured playing PeekaBoo
Florida
Not saying I’m old, but… When I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas