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Xyuppi
Don't judge a book by its movie.
If you can't look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you probably still are.
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ZYuppi
This Summer, live a little and drop an unwrapped Baby Ruth candy bar in someone’s swimming pool.
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Kristian Alekov
If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck!
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Xyuppi
I wish I was in a gang. I never know what to do with my hands when taking pictures.
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Kristian Alekov
I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.
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Xyuppi
‪Ironically, the mullet was probably created to STOP necks from getting red. ‬
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