Insightful Statuses

February 22, 2022 (2/22/22 Falls on a Tuesday. We'll be able to call it 2's day!

Don't judge a book by its movie.

You picture a lot more hair when you hear "Hair" as opposed to hearing "Hairs".

Just a word of advice to all you single guys out there. If you want to meet someone nice forget the dating sites or facebook and check the freezer section and down the cat food aisle.

I thought the internet was originally created to save time. So what happened?

I don't understand why people associate living in sweatpants with depression I get more depressed when I can't wear sweatpants.

I was late for my first Fight Club last night so I missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I’d highly recommend Fight Club.