Insightful Statuses

Don't judge a book by its movie.

Talent shows like Britain's got talent become much more disturbing when you realize that it's just 4 rich people dangling money in front of poor people and telling them to dance for their entertainment.

My friend is addicted to interventions. We have no idea how to help him...

People needs to stop putting flyers in my car. I don’t want to see a band called “Parking Violation” at the “Courthouse” next Thursday.

I've started investing in stocks. Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable..... One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.

Your belly button is just a mouth that you don't use anymore.

‪Sometimes I wonder, what ever happened to those people I gave directions...