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Dear Congress: Just turn off the lights, lock the doors and remain quiet... just like our schools have been doing the last decade
As chickens are descended from dinosaurs, dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets must be the ultimate mockery of what their lineage has become.
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ZYuppi
The winner of the first Presidential debate is...Tylenol Extra Strength!
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ZYuppi
I looked at the keyboard earlier and I noticed 'U' & 'I' are together...it's meant to be! Then I looked underneath it and it said JK.
It was Hope Hicks, in the Rose garden, with the virus
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain. However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
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Kristian Alekov
I have a step ladder. I never knew my real ladder, but my step ladder raised me.
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