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The problem with daylight savings time is around midnight you start to feel like you're struggling to stay awake before you realize it's only 7:00 p.m.
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Xyuppi
Humans are 75% water, basically cucumbers with anxiety.
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Kristian Alekov
Sometimes I think I'm reasonably intelligent, and sometimes I click the remote car door lock a second or third time for extra lockiness
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Kristian Alekov
It’s very sad that fathers only get one day but sharks get a whole week.
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Xyuppi
Monsters don’t eat ghost because they taste like sheet.
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Kristian Alekov
I weigh myself fully naked. If you don’t like it you can go to a different Publix.
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Florida
Walmart is giving away free school clothes to anyone that can outrun security.
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