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Xyuppi
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Darn I just realized I missed the Emmys again which now makes like 10 years in a row.
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Xyuppi
I don't think any of my vampire jokes will ever see the light of day.
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ZYuppi
If you need some help at Home Depot and are being ignored, get on one of their step ladders.
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ZYuppi
If you like to make love while listening to music, always choose a live album. That way you'll get applause every 3 or 4 minutes.
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ZYuppi
If your hands don’t look like you just delivered a baby after eating ribs, you just didn't eat them right.
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ZYuppi
If a telemarketer calls, give the phone to your 3 year-old and tell them it's Santa.
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