The problem with daylight savings time is around midnight you start to feel like you're struggling to stay awake before you realize it's only 7:00 p.m.
Florida
In three years we went from not being able to find toilet paper to not being able to afford it.
Florida is just a humid Walmart
Me: I can do whatever I want through Christ who strengthens me Attorney: ok but again, as your lawyer I strongly advise you to not say that in court
Xyuppi
I will be mailing out a W-2 on January 5th for everyone who was up in my business this year.
Xyuppi
I kinda wish Dolly Parton sang 10-2 Instead
I don't want to party like it's 1999, I want to grocery shop like it is 1999.