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If you really want students to not read a book, just assign it.
Calling them garage door openers is only half the story.
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Is running late to work considered exercise?
Working on an opera about UFOs... calling it Aria 51
I prefer that the fruits of my labors be properly fermented.
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Not to brag About my finances but my credit card company calls me every day to tell me my balance is outstanding
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Is it just me, or does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore?
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