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Dear Congress: Just turn off the lights, lock the doors and remain quiet... just like our schools have been doing the last decade
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Xyuppi
If 2020 had a flavor. It would be orange juice and toothpaste.
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Florida
I recently bumped into the guy that sold me an antique globe. It's a small world.
No mask on your face You big disgrace Spreading your germs all over the place. Freddie Mercury,
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Kristian Alekov
Congratulations to the Astronauts that left Earth today. Good choice.
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Kristian Alekov
I bet Canada feels like they are living in the apartment above a Meth Lab.
I've come to the conclusion that my Alexa is just another pet by how often I have to tell her no every day.
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