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#17718
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Xyuppi
If the chemical symbol for water is H2O... is the chemical symbol for holy water H2Omg?
#17719
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Xyuppi
The guy who named the "Chimichanga" should really be given more authority to name things
#17720
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ZYuppi
I'm not saying you shouldn't trust the internet, but there's an alarming discrepancy between the number of iPads I've won & the number of iPads I own.
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ZYuppi
Why do guys go to bars to meet women? Go to Target. There's like 10 women to each man and they're already there looking for things they don't need.
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Xyuppi
You know you bought the right fireworks when the guy running the stand gives you a “high four”
#17723
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Xyuppi
It’s July and almost 100 degrees. Walmart should be putting out the Christmas stuff out any day now.
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Xyuppi
A man had an accident while playing Peekaboo. He’s currently in the ICU
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