Dear Congress: Just turn off the lights, lock the doors and remain quiet... just like our schools have been doing the last decade
Xyuppi
This is the first year my family isn’t getting together for Thanksgiving due to Covid. Normally we don’t get together because we hate each other
Florida
Did it bother anyone else that the guy from the OPERATION game was clearly awake?
Xyuppi
Snow White is down to 6 dwarfz. Sneezy is now placex in quarantine.
Xyuppi
Purell is the most expensive bottle of alcohol in the country.
ZYuppi
I've always known my lifetime of alienating friends and family would one day pay off.
Somewhere in the world Howie Mandel is walking around with full body Hazmat Suit.