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#17839
The problem with daylight savings time is around midnight you start to feel like you're struggling to stay awake before you realize it's only 7:00 p.m.
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#17855
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In three years we went from not being able to find toilet paper to not being able to afford it.
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#17836
Florida is just a humid Walmart
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#17837
Me: I can do whatever I want through Christ who strengthens me Attorney: ok but again, as your lawyer I strongly advise you to not say that in court
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#17838
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I will be mailing out a W-2 on January 5th for everyone who was up in my business this year.
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#17840
Xyuppi
I kinda wish Dolly Parton sang 10-2 Instead
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#17841
I don't want to party like it's 1999, I want to grocery shop like it is 1999.
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