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Kristian Alekov
Back in my day we had so much toilet paper and eggs that we would throw them at the houses of our enemies.
Johnny Depp gets 15 million dollars for being with a nut job. And all these years I've been doing it for free!
Teachers are not "Off for the summer", they are in recovery. ‬
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Florida
I wonder what the part of my brain, that used to store telephone numbers, is doing nowadays...
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Florida
When I was younger I always wondered what the big attraction was to staying up all night. Then it dawned on me.
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Florida
Fuel prices are so high that I went to the car dealership and test drove 3 cars to run my errands.
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Xyuppi
Went into a five-star hotel to use the bathroom and now it's a two-star hotel.
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