Xyuppi
Don't judge a book by its movie.
If your ever wondering if a tree is of the Dogwood variety you could tell by its bark.
Xyuppi
My phone auto-corrected "wish you were here" to "wish you were beer". I sent it anyways...
Xyuppi
I am trying to get into the Christmas "spirit" but can't get the bottle open...
Baby Yoda's first word probably came after his second word
Xyuppi
I have a lot of imaginary friends. They are real people, I just have to pretend they are my friends.
You can tell the age of an artificial Christmas tree by the lines of duct tape around the box it's stored in.