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I'm pretty sure most people who walk around with ear pods in aren’t listening to anything and just don’t want anyone to talk to them.
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it at all on Facebook.
80% of adulthood is just unsubscribing from emails you no longer wish to receive.
Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website I think I should start uploading my bills.
I have all the world's knowledge at the very tips of my fingers where I can find the answers to life's most perplexing questions! and here I am googling "What did Oscar the Grouch do if he overslept on trash day?"
Gunpowder is just angry sand.
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I’m going to write a modern Christmas song called “baby is cold outside” it’s the story of a woman arguing with her husband about the thermostat
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