Today is the more welcomed VD.
Just saw a sign that said: free to a good home-young cat-speaks spanish. El meow-o?
If my kid ever asks, I'm telling her that a belly button is just an extra butthole.
The dough boy is turning me on lol
Tomorrow, I'm going to open up the time capsule I buried when I was a kid. I can't wait to see how big my puppy got!
Lazy is a strong word. I prefer to say that the stars are reaching for me.
You ever feel a crap coming that makes you think, “maybe I should stretch first?”