No, PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on facebook.
I say "do I smell popcorn" right after I fart, so everyone takes in a deep breath.
Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil.
I don't know what's more disturbing? My son reading a billboard that says "LIVE NUDE GIRLS" or him asking if there's dead ones.
I just watched my neighbor's dog chase its tail for 10 minutes and I thought to myself, "Wow dogs are easily entertained" Then I realized, I just watched my neighbor's dog chase its tail for 10 minutes...
I wish my grades would smoke weed so they could get higher.
Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too.