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#145
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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#190
Every pretty girl has an ugly friend. If you don't have one then you must be the ugly friend.
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#186
When I want your opinion ... I'll take off the duct tape.
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#2436
I like it when I buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to put some chips in it.
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#260
If you teach sex ed, it's good to tell kids the feelings they're having are normal, but funnier to single one out and mouth "Except yours."
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#50
Friend texted me and asked “what does IDK stand for?” I said “I dont know” she replied “OMG! nobody does!”
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#3001
Whoever snuck the s in “fast food” is a clever person.
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