Some people u know were dropped on their heads as babies. Some were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall & fell out the window.
Researchers claim that the Internet is making us dumber and more impatient. I don’t get it. Moving on.
Whew. Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower.
Dear Children, When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me? Sincerely, The Monster.
Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like one mirror at a time.
Sometimes I drink too many beers and my face high-fives the ground.
Is it considered sexual assault if a midget walks up to you and says you hair smells nice?