Have you ever wondered how long it would take for a giraffe to throw up?
Cyberbilly
Why is it that when there are a million interesting places on Google Earth, the first thing people do is look for their house?
A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, "Where were you between four and six?" I said, "Kindergarten."
When I was kid, I was terrified of ear wigs because I thought they came out of your ears. Just imagine how scared I was when I heard about cockroaches!
Wife: My gynocolagist says I can't have sex for two weeks. Husband: What did your dentist say?
If people In horror movies listened to me they would still be alive.
Cyberbilly
Have you ever loved someone so much that you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and have them also to yourself? Well, apparently that is called kidnapping.