I'm more confused than a homeless person on house arrest.
11 cheers for binary!
Michael Mendoza
I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been pounded more than the I in Pixar.
I bought a new stick of deodorant last night. The instructions said to remove the cap and push up bottom. I may be walking funny now, but my farts make the room smell baby powder fresh.
Sometimes I wonder if that kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught a fish yet.
Mickey Mouse's lawyer: "So you want to divorce Minnie because she's a little crazy?" Mickey: "No. I want to divorce Minnie because she's fuckin' Goofy!"
I just dropped a horrific fart in the apple store everyone's pissed but it not my fault they don't have windows