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#17856
Xyuppi
I love the phrase "bear with me" because it either means "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success"
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#17857
Xyuppi
Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside. I have like 50 wooden balls...
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#17858
Florida
Walmart has announced that they will be closed Thanksgiving day so that all the self checkout people can be home with their families
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#17859
Xyuppi
Australia’s biggest EXPORT are boomerangs, incidentally it is their biggest IMPORT too
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#17861
Xyuppi
If you get locked out! Talk to the lock calmly. Communication is the key
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