Xyuppi
Australia’s biggest EXPORT are boomerangs, incidentally it is their biggest IMPORT too
Florida
I'm at the age where my mind firmly believes I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, and my body died in the Civil War.
Xyuppi
If you get locked out! Talk to the lock calmly. Communication is the key
It's so cold, there's a line of chickens outside of KFC asking to use the deep fryer
Xyuppi
Someone threw a jar of Mayonnaise at me! I was like, What the Hellman!?
I don’t need to watch the news to tell me how hard it’s going to snow, as I can always tell by how many loaves of bread are left on the shelf at the supermarket.
