Funny Status Ideas

The best thing about dating a homeless woman is that you can drop her off anywhere.

We all get busy and we sometimes don't fin

The CEO of IKEA was just elected president in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week

Passover ~ That time of the year when the Savior rises and the bread doesn't.

Although I can still party like an absolute rock star, it would appear that I cannot recover like one.

Starting to make bread early for Easter... apparently it takes three days to rise

The ship stuck in the Suez Canal is blocking so much important stuff they've decided to rename it the USS Mitch McConnell.