Funny Status Ideas

Cats always look at you like you just asked them for a ride to the airport.

My Bluetooth speaker wasn’t working so I threw it into the lake. Now it’s syncing.

We can land a robotic remote control exploratory vehicle on Mars with exact precision, but I'm still struggling to get this vending machine to take my wrinkled dollar.

The best thing about dating a homeless woman is that you can drop her off anywhere.

We all get busy and we sometimes don't fin

The CEO of IKEA was just elected president in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week

Passover ~ That time of the year when the Savior rises and the bread doesn't.