Funny Status Ideas

Generating all our electricity from solar power is not going to happen overnight.

Went to a testicular cancer survivors party, everyone there had a ball.

Horses get farted on more than any other animal.

Nomadland won the Oscar for Best Picture. Was this an actual movie or a description of movie theaters in 2020?

Just got my first shot and going to get another one just as soon as I can get the waitresses attention.

Here are 5 things you should know about me: #1. I’m very secretive

Alicia Keys' "girl on fire" would make an awesome background jingle for a Summer's Eve commercial.