Funny Status Ideas

How I see dogs: Beagle, German Shepherd, Chihuahua, Pekingese, Poodle, Pug. How I see cats: Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.

DWI attorneys would be smart to buy ad space on Taco Bell hot sauce packets.

I am not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.

An overnight earthquake has completely wiped out Etchisketchistan.

Helium addiction is horrible because no one takes your cries for help seriously.

The best thing about wanting a chameleon as a pet is that you may already have one.

Sent x-rays instead of pictures.... because it's what's inside that counts.