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Xyuppi
Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside. I have like 50 wooden balls...
#17856
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Xyuppi
I love the phrase "bear with me" because it either means "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success"
#17855
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Florida
In three years we went from not being able to find toilet paper to not being able to afford it.
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Florida
I hate it when I see an old person and then realize we went to high school together.
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Florida
Due to inflation, you may now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 8.9 seconds.
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Xyuppi
I keep saying Alexa when I mean to say Siri and I just cant believe that I live in a time where i am getting my servant robots' names mixed up.
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Florida
I’m getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand
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