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Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time someone rang a bell.
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I hate it when I see some old person and then I realize we went to high school together.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.
Funny how just before the Coronavirus I was like "I can't believe gas is a $I 99" And now I'm like "I can't believe gas is a $1.99" but have totally two different meanings.
Some vampires might get addicted to alcoholics.
Calling someone a subpar golfer is very confusing.
I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it. If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
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