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Xyuppi
I have a lot of imaginary friends. They are real people, I just have to pretend they are my friends.
Baby Yoda's first word probably came after his second word
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Xyuppi
I am trying to get into the Christmas "spirit" but can't get the bottle open...
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Xyuppi
My phone auto-corrected "wish you were here" to "wish you were beer". I sent it anyways...
If your ever wondering if a tree is of the Dogwood variety you could tell by its bark.
I really want to buy one of the grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.
#17433
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Xyuppi
‪I hate when Wal-Mart doesn’t have what I need and I have to go home, change out my pajamas, take a shower and go to Target. ‬
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