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My doctor told me today that I was too sweet. Well, her exact words were, "severely diabetic", but I knew what she meant.
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Imagine a world where everyone looked like their profile pictures.
I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.
The Dentist said I need a crown. Finally someone who understands me!
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ZYuppi
McDonalds should have a 3rd window where you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you at the second window...
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ZYuppi
It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes.
I just want to be as happy as the characters in any horror movie are during the first half hour of the film.
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