Funny Status Ideas

‪I heard the government is putting chips inside of people. I hope I get Doritos .

If you're refusing to wear a mask around other people due to concerns that your brain won't be getting enough oxygen, I think that ship already passed.

‪Remember Darth Vader took his mask off once and die within minutes. ‬

Calm down! Walmart is just asking you to wear a mask. You can still wear your pajamas and leave your bras and teeth at home.

Let’s change the Redskins name to DC Marvels!

Someone probably choked to death on food in the Death Star cafeteria and everyone thought it was Vader doing it.

I sleep better naked, why can't the flight attendant understand this?