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#17815
My wife and I are very competitive. We laugh about it, but I laugh more.
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#17814
Starting Tuesday, customers will now be required to unload the semi-trucks at WalMart. This will be in addition to your self-checkout duties.
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#17813
Florida
A human fart is louder than a trombone. I discovered this at my son's school concert last night.
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#17812
Xyuppi
I learned to cook just so I had an excuse not to do dishes.
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#17811
Florida
Are dental x-rays just tooth pics?
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#17810
Florida
Making a boat out of stone would be a hardship.
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#17809
Florida
So my best friend when I was a kid was Andy Zoff. He was the fastest boy at my school.
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