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If the Paleo diet is so good then why did the Flintstones need vitamins?
Helium addiction is horrible because no one takes your cries for help seriously.
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Kristian Alekov
White Claw tastes like you are drinking TV static while someone screams the name of a fruit from another room.
People think I’m good at keeping secrets but the truth is I’m just bad at paying attention to what you told me.
You make me a better person of interest.
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Xyuppi
I wonder what the part of my brain, that used to store telephone numbers, is doing nowadays.
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Kristian Alekov
Back in my day we had so much toilet paper and eggs that we would throw them at the houses of our enemies.
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