Funny Status Ideas

The Rock announced that he and his wife and 2 daughters have recovered from COVID-19. They first suspected they had it when no one could smell what The Rock was cooking

Well, Dwayne Johnson has Covid. Coronavirus really hit Rock Bottom.

If 2020 were a drink, it would be a Colonoscopy Prep

If I were a train engineer I would be constantly worried about fights breaking on top of my train.

At some point, Subway convinced us all that it is ok to eat a whole loaf of bread in one sitting.

We are gonna have to retire the phrase “avoid it like the plague” because it turns out people don’t do that.

‪I’m gonna ask my mom if that offer to slap me into the next year still on the table. ‬