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We used to experiment with launching monkeys into space. Now it is CEOs. Progress.
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WalMart is giving away free school clothes to anyone that can outrun security
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Jury Duty is where the government calls you when they want and says, "Hey Bro, we need you to solve a murder, here's $15.00."
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A man had an accident while playing Peekaboo. He’s currently in the ICU
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It’s July and almost 100 degrees. Walmart should be putting out the Christmas stuff out any day now.
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Xyuppi
You know you bought the right fireworks when the guy running the stand gives you a “high four”
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ZYuppi
Why do guys go to bars to meet women? Go to Target. There's like 10 women to each man and they're already there looking for things they don't need.
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