Funny Status Ideas

The State of Indiana should open an anonymous sperm bank called ‘Hoosier Daddy.’

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy I can't even close my suitcase!

Common sense is not a gift. It's a punishment. because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

The parking lot at Clown College only has one space.

Bricks are just domesticated rocks

I don't know how to act my age, I've never been this old before.

There was a brief time in the 1990s that you could pull up next to someone at a red light and ask if they had any mustard.