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Xyuppi
The Rock announced that he and his wife and 2 daughters have recovered from COVID-19. They first suspected they had it when no one could smell what The Rock was cooking
Well, Dwayne Johnson has Covid. Coronavirus really hit Rock Bottom.
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ZYuppi
If 2020 were a drink, it would be a Colonoscopy Prep
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Kristian Alekov
If I were a train engineer I would be constantly worried about fights breaking on top of my train.
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Kristian Alekov
At some point, Subway convinced us all that it is ok to eat a whole loaf of bread in one sitting.
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Kristian Alekov
We are gonna have to retire the phrase “avoid it like the plague” because it turns out people don’t do that.
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Xyuppi
‪I’m gonna ask my mom if that offer to slap me into the next year still on the table. ‬
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