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The State of Indiana should open an anonymous sperm bank called ‘Hoosier Daddy.’
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I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy I can't even close my suitcase!
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Common sense is not a gift. It's a punishment. because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.
The parking lot at Clown College only has one space.
Bricks are just domesticated rocks
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I don't know how to act my age, I've never been this old before.
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There was a brief time in the 1990s that you could pull up next to someone at a red light and ask if they had any mustard.
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