Funny Status Ideas

The winner of the first Presidential debate is...Tylenol Extra Strength!

As chickens are descended from dinosaurs, dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets must be the ultimate mockery of what their lineage has become.

I am not turning my clock back on November 1st, I do not need another hour of 2020.

One of my daughters wants to marry the mailman, but I won’t letter!

To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

Amazon has been approved for drone delivery. We now have skeet shooting with prizes.

Feel bad for all the kids who probably won't be trick-or-treating this year, but just think of all the candy they'll be for 50% off the day after!