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A yawn is a silent scream for coffee
Maybe dogs think that "good boy/good girl" is just a command to act happy and they're just being obedient.
Had a crazy dream last night that I was being chased through the woods by squirrels until I suddenly woke up and realized I must be a nut.
One of my biggest fears is that I'll marry into a family that does 5ks on holidays.
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A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
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I wonder if Vanna ever fell asleep at the wheel
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Botox doesn't make you look young, it makes you look like you think you're old.
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