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‪Life is boring when you don’t have an online order to look forward to .
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‪I set my alarm extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to get up.
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‪I set my clock ahead to prevent being late but all it really did is sharpen my skills of subtraction. ‬
Bees build homes with their mouths and defend with their butts. Spiders build homes with their butts and defend with their mouths.
Saying someone has a dry sense of humor implies the existence of wet senses of humor.
Can we just call the Chinese Corona Virus Kung Flu?
You picture a lot more hair when you hear "Hair" as opposed to hearing "Hairs".
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