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If you could hear people's thoughts, the gym would sound like angry kindergarten: lots of people straining hard to count to a relatively low number.
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If you lawyer has a cowboy hat or a pony tail, you're going to jail.
#1 dad mugs must become really controversial in a same sex marriage.
Round pizzas get delivered in square boxes and then eaten in triangles
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At the age of 92 we discovered two lumps in grandma's breast, we were so relieved the doctors discovered it was just her knees.
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The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I'm all alone in a abandoned hospital and my flash-light isn't working properly.
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The Bachelor is the show that answers the question "How much wine do you have to drink until the guy making out with twenty different women seems like he'd make a good husband?"
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