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Xyuppi
It's been 6 months since I joined a gym and still no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to find out what's really going on.
If you evacuate, you better take that salt life sticker off your truck...
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Xyuppi
The SPCA needs to open a bar. I know a ton of guys that bring home dogs from the bar.
Struggling to get your spouse's attention? Just sit down and look comfortable.
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too.
Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds really fun if you don't know what either of those two things are.
Necromancers are just healers with bad timing.
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