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DUI attorneys should buy some ad space on those Taco Bell hot sauce packets.
Porn is the one industry where segregating races, genders, sexual preference, is completely acceptable
The circus may no longer come to town but at least we’re guaranteed to always see a few clowns in Washington.
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Xyuppi
I reenacted the romantic scene from "Lady and the Tramp", but it wasn't I'd expected; my dog ate all the spaghetti.
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Xyuppi
Watching MTV Cribs makes me feel better about downloading music off the internet.
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Xyuppi
I cleaned my room and still smells like smoke, stale beer and sweat. This is the last time I use "Mr. Sheen" cleaner.
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Xyuppi
One of my biggest fears is that my car secretly records me singing.
Something I have in common with Mariah Carey- I don't know the words to her songs either.
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