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#16804
Xyuppi
30 years later and my Cabbage Patch Kid still has no clue that he's adopted.
Three things I’m thankful for this time of year: Family Friends Caller ID to avoid family and friends
Instead of kissing at midnight on December 31st, we should do group hugs. The last thing people should feel going into the new year is alone.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she says I was obsessed with football. I was shocked. I mean we were together for 3 1/2 seasons!
#16800
Xyuppi
The downside of being a bomb disposal technician. It takes 6 hours to open Christmas gifts.
#16799
Xyuppi
My thoughts and prayers go out to all the people spending Christmas with family who voted differently than they did.
My ex-girlfriend broke up with me because she says I was obsessed with football. I was shocked. I mean we were together for 3 1/2 seasons.
Shout out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money.
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