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Friday the 13th is just a holiday started by big hockey to sell more masks
I tried to make love to the entire orchestra but I only got to second bass.
C'mon man, nobody's doing it! - Hipster Peer Pressure
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Haven’t been in a relationship in a while. I forget, am I supposed to start the argument or finish it?
Robots can do anything we set their mind to
This funding crisis in Oklahoma education has got to be addressed! Some of the rural schools have taken to teaching driver’s education and sex education out of the same vehicle.
If you mix vodka, orange juice and milk of magnesia... Do you get a Phillips screwdriver?
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