Funny Status Ideas

All a girl wants is a guy that can make her laugh, just not when he drops his pants.

4 out of 5 bubble baths result in Santa Claus beards.

Give the Wicked Witch a break, she couldn't take showers her entire life, you would be mean and scary looking too.

At a wedding reception someone yelled, "All the married men please stand next to the person that made your life worth living." The bartender was crushed to death.

I get to my doctor appointments 45 minutes late so I can get there right on time.

Yes, Pandora, I'm still listening. Stop being so insecure.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.