Funny Status Ideas

James Franco always looks like he's trying to read an eye chart.

I bet the guy who first used the phrase, "There's more than one way to skin a cat" was an awkward conversationalist. Just a guess.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Crazy people are harder to spot since bluetooth came out. Works out well for me.

When I find out that my friends have diarrhea, I tickle them.

My friend said the Chinese take care of aging family members. Hope so! Dropping the mother in law off with her suitcase at PF Chang's later.

It takes police too long to respond to 911 calls. If I get robbed I'm ordering Chinese food and asking them to bring a gun.