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#1009
The things that come to those who wait will be the things left over by those who got there first.
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#1008
You would think Dodge would be a ghost town by now, with all those folks wanting to get the heck out.
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#1007
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
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#1006
I'd feel better about the local taxes taken out of my check if it didn't feel like I was off-roading in Moab every time I drive to work.
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#1005
At the Fox News store, the customer is always right.
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#1004
Someday I will disappoint a burglar with my one drawer of Taco Bell mild sauce packets.
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#1003
Does Special Teams take the short bus to football games?
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