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#1044
Bluechair
Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween
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#1043
When the wife and I got married we vowed to uphold the Ten Commandments....She does 5 and I do the other 5.
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#1042
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
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#1041
I think I'm going to learn how to play ukulele because I'm not nearly annoying enough.
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#1040
Got the title for my Keanu Reeves biography: "Whoa! Is Me"
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#1039
When it comes time for me to be reincarnated, I hope they forget all those times I wished I were a fly on the wall.
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#1038
Hacked into my boyfriend's email. He told his friend some crazy girl is obsessed with him. No mention of a name unfortunately.
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