Funny Status Ideas

An ewok is basically a disgruntled Care Bear with a shiv.

If you have ear phones in & you're not tapping your feet or beating your leg-drum, I find it hard to believe you're even listening to music.

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is the most whimsical film about the systematic murder of children that I have ever seen.

When historians look back on the early 21st century, I suspect that none of the defining works will use the phrase "forward this if you".

If I had access to time travel, I'd use it to go back and cash in on some of those naps I was always refusing as a kid.

Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses.

When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status, You know you've either done something very right or something very wrong.