Funny Status Ideas

They say you that you can't overdose on marijuana but in the bible Stephen got stoned to death...

So @NASA has found Tatooine; I wish they would find the planet that Jar Jar Binks is from so I can delete it from my sat nav.

Top Ramen makes me very concerned for anyone who experienced the ramens it beat out.

My doctor calling to confirm my prostate exam is as close as I get to a booty call.

If Eve cursed an entire human race for an apple, I can only imagine what she'd do for a Klondike bar.

I see 'LOL' all over the Internet but I never see anyone in hysterics at their computer

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home, all the signs were there.