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#1072
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Does the term don't drop the soap in jail apply to women prisons?
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#1071
Has anyone ever noticed that drive through ATMs have Braille on all the buttons? Who's idea was it that blind people would be driving, let alone be capable of finding the bank?
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#1070
I don't think gastroenterologists should go around using the phrase "tongue in cheek."
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#1069
My hipster doctor cut out a tumor before it got big.
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#1068
Wtf? The neighbor came knocking at my door at 2:30 in the morning. Luckily for him I was still up playing drums.
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#1067
The Trojans learned the hard way that you actually should look a gift horse in the mouth.
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#1066
I didn't get my period this month or any month prior to that. If I'm pregnant my parents will flip. Also science, science will also flip.
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