Funny Status Ideas

Jokes about blind people are cruel because they never see 'em coming.

Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40 minute sax solo.

My grandma got a disease from sharing needles. Just say no to knitting.

What did E do that was so bad that it got left out of the grading system?

College students in 8:00am classes are probably the closest thing to zombies that the world will ever have.

Do mimes observe a moment of talking when someone passes away?

After I found out my tailor had been sleeping with my wife I said, "I don't ever want to see you again." He said, "Fine, suit yourself."