Funny Status Ideas

Dancing With the Stars makes me question the meaning of the word "star". Apparently it's a synonym for "unemployed".

Gay guys still undress women with their eyes, but just so they can dress them back up in fabulous outfits.

Telling the entire country of Argentina not to cry for you seems a bit presumptuous.

I bet Waldo's parents are worried sick.

"Peeve" would be a great name for a pet.

There needs to be a breast cancer awareness t-shirt that says, "Yes they're fake. My real ones tried to kill me!"

My mom asked me how Twitter works so I explained it to her. Then she asked if Twitter is the reason why I don't have a girlfriend.