Funny Status Ideas

Facebook is now being marketed as a platform to complain about new Facebook features.

Has anyone else noticed how public restroom graffiti has cut back since twitter landed on cell phones?

Facebook has proven that properly using they're, their, and there, is in fact rocket science for most people.

If a glass of wine a day is good for you a bottle a day must be great right?

I know I'm not the only one who does the Carlton dance every time I hear the song "It's Not Unusual".

It's a good thing everyone always says "You only live once" otherwise we might kill ourselves like it's no big deal.

Pro tip: When traveling, choose your rest stops wisely. I just had to explain to my 8 year old what, "ribbed for her pleasure" means.