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#1107
Facebook has proven that properly using they're, their, and there, is in fact rocket science for most people.
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#1106
If a glass of wine a day is good for you a bottle a day must be great right?
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#1105
I know I'm not the only one who does the Carlton dance every time I hear the song "It's Not Unusual".
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#1104
It's a good thing everyone always says "You only live once" otherwise we might kill ourselves like it's no big deal.
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#1103
Pro tip: When traveling, choose your rest stops wisely. I just had to explain to my 8 year old what, "ribbed for her pleasure" means.
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#1102
When a group of midgets do the wave do they call it the ripple?
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#1101
You will know you're truly famous when you die and half of the population continues to believe you are somehow, somewhere, alive.
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