Funny Status Ideas

"Yahoo fires CEO!"...is that really a big headline? Wouldn't "Yahoo still exists!" raise more eyebrows?

The only thing Google can't tell you is what you forgot that you wanted to look up.

How the hell is it that Mario can smash bricks with his fist, but if a turtle so much as touches him he dies?

Facebook is no longer a social networking site. It's a continuous puzzle to find out how to use a social networking site

Why do they call them sex tapes? No one watches tapes anymore, they should call them sex DVDs instead.

I hate it when servers ask if u want a table. No i came here to eat on the carpet. Carpet for 4 please...

I'm not upset about the Facebook redesign at all. Mostly because I still use friendster.