Funny Status Ideas

How the hell is it that Mario can smash bricks with his fist, but if a turtle so much as touches him he dies?

Facebook is no longer a social networking site. It's a continuous puzzle to find out how to use a social networking site

Why do they call them sex tapes? No one watches tapes anymore, they should call them sex DVDs instead.

I hate it when servers ask if u want a table. No i came here to eat on the carpet. Carpet for 4 please...

I'm not upset about the Facebook redesign at all. Mostly because I still use friendster.

Facebook is now being marketed as a platform to complain about new Facebook features.

Has anyone else noticed how public restroom graffiti has cut back since twitter landed on cell phones?