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#1121
I removed my windshield wipers so that I can't get parking tickets.
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#1120
There should be a video game called Class Warfare where billionaires have to defend their money bins from hordes of unemployed middle class.
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#1119
I'd bet that the first caveman that decided to become a vegetarian died from malnourishment & was eaten by other cavemen.
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#1118
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Who was the guy that was like "oooh I'm gonna pull on this cows things and drink it" And then why'd we listen to him?
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#1117
"We'll just agree to disagree" translates directly to "You couldn't be more freaking wrong but I'm over this argument."
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#1116
"Yahoo fires CEO!"...is that really a big headline? Wouldn't "Yahoo still exists!" raise more eyebrows?
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#1115
The only thing Google can't tell you is what you forgot that you wanted to look up.
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