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#1128
Some people are like fine wines. You pretend to enjoy them so you don't look bad.
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#1127
When a cowboy breaks his leg, I think his horse should be allowed to shoot him.
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#1126
Jokes about dyslexia are as easy as A, C, B.
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#1125
If you want to be a leader with a large following, just obey the speed limit on a winding, two-lane road.
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#1124
“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” is an awesome phrase, but it’s a horrible way to tell your kid they’re adopted.
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#1123
“Less is more” is my mantra at work and my excuse in bed.
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#1122
When the Space Shuttle lands, everybody wear ape suits.
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