Funny Status Ideas

Those annoying subscription cards that fall out of magazines are the earliest forms of pop-up ads.

"Baby on board"? If you want people to stop tailgating you I would go with "pissed off, roid-raging ninja on board".

Pac-Man vs. Hungry Hungry Hippos. Make it happen.

I'm like the dollar bill that the Coke machine won't accept. Nothing wrong with me. Just been in circulation too long.

It's so unfair that I have to work while this homeless guy gets to talk on his pretend bluetooth all day.

I'm not damaged goods, I'm damaged greats!

In heaven I bet they have a version of Duck Hunt that lets you to shoot that freaking dog.