Funny Status Ideas

Pac-Man vs. Hungry Hungry Hippos. Make it happen.

I'm like the dollar bill that the Coke machine won't accept. Nothing wrong with me. Just been in circulation too long.

It's so unfair that I have to work while this homeless guy gets to talk on his pretend bluetooth all day.

I'm not damaged goods, I'm damaged greats!

In heaven I bet they have a version of Duck Hunt that lets you to shoot that freaking dog.

Did you hear Superman's been arrested and he can't get bail? They say he's a flight risk.

What if the meaning of life could be found in those iTunes "Terms of Agreements" that we never read?