Funny Status Ideas

I'm not saying that Demi Moore is too thin, but Victoria Beckham begged her to eat an M&M.

Whenever I want to use Airplane restrooms or Wall Street, it's always the same story...."Occupied."

Your face is fine. But, you'll have to put a bag over that personality.

It's best not to marry a man who refers to the rehearsal dinner as the "Last Supper."

The hyphen in the word co-operation makes it seem like the letters can't work together without help.

I'm sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I nearly killed a cyclist...

Blue-tooth: (noun) An exterior device worn on the ear to let crazy people who talk to themselves fool others by making them think they are talking to someone real.