Funny Status Ideas

Looks like Walgreens is gonna be Christmas for Halloween.

Ladies, the reason you can't find a kind, sensitive and handsome single man is that they already have boyfriends.

Upon further consideration, "Gillette: The best a man can get" is an incredibly depressing thought.

You say kissing. Cannibals say taste testing.

Bring your daughter to work day must be awkward for prostitutes.

You say "couple holding hands". I say "spontaneous red rover".

The most terrifying question a woman can ask a man is: Notice anything different?